If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
"where’s the straight pride parade?!"
there you go
you found it
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life
disabilities are not punishments inflicted by karma
they’re just, idk, a fact of life
dont act as though someone “deserves” to be disabled for being a bad person
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
Holy fuck I’m so hungry can someone like bring me pizza and wings and ranch I even have ratatouille ready to watch
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
- shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
- shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE