powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

(via pizza)

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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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(via amatchinto-carolina)

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wsswatson:

"where’s the straight pride parade?!"

go outside

there you go

you found it

(via thechildofstyle)

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harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

(via amatchinto-carolina)

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silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(via trust)

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stargenderprincette:

disabilities are not punishments inflicted by karma

they’re just, idk, a fact of life

dont act as though someone “deserves” to be disabled for being a bad person

(Source: transyoite, via size10plz)

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via cumfort)

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There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything Luna Adriana (via suspend)

(Source: silly-luv, via thechildofstyle)

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stability:

Holy fuck I’m so hungry can someone like bring me pizza and wings and ranch I even have ratatouille ready to watch

(via phobias)

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jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

(via trust)

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teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via thechildofstyle)

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simsgonewrong:

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.
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